tsunderlock:

wentzporta:

why the fuck are bras so expensive they’re just bOOB HOLDERS

i mean hell i’ll do that for free

otpenis:

i survive on a diet wholly consistent of snatched weaves and basic bitches

troyyy:

I remember in 7th grade a girl told me she was quadsexual and was attracted to boys, girls, animals, and plants

holyshit-someoneactually:

the sexual tension between tumblr users and the comic sans font

octagonfordays:

first michael jackson and now neil armstrong wow i guess god’s not a fan of moonwalkers

theyellowbrickroad:

next time someone says “sue me” be quirky and cool and file an actual lawsuit against them

edwad:

l

was that a lowercase “L” or a capital “i” youll never know

or maybe it was a 1

no nevermind it wasnt a 1

I hate when a girl in an attempt to describe something delicious and says “it’s like sex in my mouth.” Bitch quit playin you know you hate mouth sex.

fewfoundglory:

click and drag

u now have an actual ghost haunting ur dash ooo

aleetlepinch:

“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift is my favorite song about post-1945 tensions between North and South Korea.

tltty:

spa would be pronounced the same if u spelled it sba

Do cheerleaders actually wear their uniforms to school all the time like they do in movies and on tv?

i-will-die-laughing:

freshwater-seas:

i-will-die-laughing:

is there a dragon tales fandom i can join

what is it with you and dragon tales

sharonosbourne:

real men cover their hands in super glue and needles before jerking off

cosmo-sex-tips:

When he says ” Who’s your daddy” say your actual fathers’ name.