why the fuck are bras so expensive they’re just bOOB HOLDERS
i mean hell i’ll do that for free
i survive on a diet wholly consistent of snatched weaves and basic bitches
I remember in 7th grade a girl told me she was quadsexual and was attracted to boys, girls, animals, and plants
the sexual tension between tumblr users and the comic sans font
first michael jackson and now neil armstrong wow i guess god’s not a fan of moonwalkers
next time someone says “sue me” be quirky and cool and file an actual lawsuit against them
was that a lowercase “L” or a capital “i” youll never know
or maybe it was a 1
no nevermind it wasnt a 1
I hate when a girl in an attempt to describe something delicious and says “it’s like sex in my mouth.” Bitch quit playin you know you hate mouth sex.
click and drag
u now have an actual ghost haunting ur dash ooo
“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift is my favorite song about post-1945 tensions between North and South Korea.
spa would be pronounced the same if u spelled it sba
Do cheerleaders actually wear their uniforms to school all the time like they do in movies and on tv?
real men cover their hands in super glue and needles before jerking off
When he says ” Who’s your daddy” say your actual fathers’ name.