A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
I was so confident I knew where I was going now I’m off campus oops time to turn around
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
don’t ever let this die
i just watched this 20 times in a row..
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns